condorn:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

244473 notes   15 hours ago    

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

261419 notes   15 hours ago    

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

Ain’t nobody fucking with my clique

84 notes   15 hours ago    

pemsylvania:

this kid behind me in history was like “my neck hurts so bad” and I said “do you want me to snap it for you?” and my teacher yelled at me

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ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

5564 notes   15 hours ago    

allteensrelate:

my brain during school

image

32876 notes   15 hours ago    

lotrlockedwhovian:

punkrockdirection:

sometimes i forget im a real person

this is such a weird thing but I understand.

401188 notes   15 hours ago    

pussygem:

pussygem:

jack the ripper identified

*swat team descends on graveyard*

we fuckin got him now

i just lost 4 followers

7276 notes   15 hours ago    

997:

oh well *drinks pure vodka*

179768 notes   15 hours ago    

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

143360 notes   15 hours ago    

basedgosh:

sorry mom im on chore limit ask me again at midnight

155348 notes   1 day ago    

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

163721 notes   1 day ago    

kagomesama:

♥ B U B B L E G U M B I T C H 

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flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

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