gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

487324 notes   15 hours ago    

theamazingspiderboy:

AND SHE’S BRUCE WAYNE’S COUSIN

50965 notes   15 hours ago    

crazyress:

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen

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my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

165679 notes   16 hours ago    

jawn-and-his-dragon:

When you try to impress your friend but they don’t care

image

109402 notes   17 hours ago    
    James:What should we name our son?
    Barbara:How about.... James?
    James:Great! And what about our daughter?
    Barbara:Well the only name I can think of is.... Barbara?
    James:I love how good we are at this. I'm gonna grow a dad mustache now
582 notes   17 hours ago    

artigosaurus:

queen-of-dork:

i-am-a-cat-eins-zwei-drei:

debisanacronym1:

WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?

NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN

IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!

WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!

VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!

194933 notes   17 hours ago    

onlylolgifs:

x

21857 notes   17 hours ago    

bigrnac:

um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*

230405 notes   17 hours ago    

pokemonmasterkimba:

gaining new followers

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cutiewill:

lumos5000:

EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS. 

we’re already home

586706 notes   5 days ago    

makiko-chan:

Satan would like to make a statement.

6100 notes   5 days ago