today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.
this is legitimately the best thing i’ve ever seen
When you try to impress your friend but they don’t care
- James:What should we name our son?
- Barbara:How about.... James?
- James:Great! And what about our daughter?
- Barbara:Well the only name I can think of is.... Barbara?
- James:I love how good we are at this. I'm gonna grow a dad mustache now
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
EVERYONE CAN GO HOME NOW. THIS ONE WINS.
we’re already home