sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

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pemsylvania:

who the FUCK is using my prosthetic leg for the base of this lamp??? actually never mind it looks very nice there you really have a talent for decorating, sir

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classywithatouchoftrashy:

last day of school like:

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111725 notes   18 hours ago    

memeguy-com:

Some signs exist because theyre practical Others have a hell of a story behind them

72911 notes   18 hours ago    

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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146194 notes   18 hours ago    

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

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dangerouspoetry:

american horror story: the police

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once-upon-a-time-has-my-heart:

taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

DYING

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phobias:

departured:

trendingly:

What Cities Would Look Like Without Lights

Click Here To See More! Don’t Click Here

omg this is so cool take a look 

LA LOOKS PERFECT OMG

669361 notes   2 days ago    

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Oh

680964 notes   2 days ago    

ugly:

Nowadays it’s so hard to make new friends that don’t have hidden motives

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"My problem is that I fall in love with words, rather than actions. I fall in love with ideas and thoughts, instead of reality. And it will be the death of me."
- Unknown (via jennayliu)
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